Monday, March 21, 2005

No Limits

Forget about what you know, and start thinking about what is possible.

1.8 million people have never had a drink of fresh water--particularly people in war-ravaged countries, poor communities, and the like. There's even concern that we can't get our astronauts water. So now NASA scientists are figuring out how to recycle excreted fluids to make them usable. This same technology will be used to clean polluted wells.

"Here you go, Iraqis. Sorry we messed up your country. But at least you had an election--even if your legs got blown off by shotguns and your house got set on fire. Now here, I know you're thirsty--here's some of Neil Armstrong's urine and/or sweat. Doesn't that taste good? Peace totally rules."

Reality TV is really losing its shine...the nightly news is always much weirder.

gulp, gulp. g

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