On Board

I just saw the trailer for the latest remake of the Poseidon Adventure. Before, I was one of the old curmudgeons saying, "Why remake a perfect film?" but I have changed my tune. Why? Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is onstage, so now I am excited as fat guys when they see biscuits and gravy. Bring it, tsunami! Knock that ship over! That wacky and strangely fascinating pop star must GET IT!

(share my joy at apple.com/trailers)

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