Thank Christ it Wasn't a Jellyfish Sting.

A Vietnam veteran in a wheelchair was minding his own handi-capable business on a Staten Island bus. He was on the way to the video store to buy "The Exorcist" after picking up copies of the "The Iliad" and "The Odyssey" at the book store. Suddenly, a few wiley youths with little to no regard for human decency set the man's wheelchair on fire. His left leg would have caught fire if he still had a leg, which he (thankfully?) doesn't.

In a flash of brilliance, a nearby woman who is the mother of a newborn extinguished the flame. With her baby's bottle. That had breast milk in it.

A woman saved an amputee's life by dousing him in breast milk.

They caught the 15-year-old kids and are charging them with arson, criminal mischief and reckless endangerment. From the New York Daily Post: "Asked about the fire being extinguished with breast milk, Abrams bristled, 'I don't care. It doesn't bother me.' "

You don't know, man. You weren't there.

That shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S. g