A Message from The Animals-UPDATE

**PLEASE NOTE THE VENUE CHANGE**

My darlings, if you need something fun to do this Saturday the 22nd besides get all excited about my upcoming birthday on Monday, pull your wallets out and GO SEE THIS SHOW. They are a sketch comedy group that won't make you pissed that you missed out on sock-darning night at the old folks' home (in LA, there's a lot of that).

You'll laugh so hard that snot will come out of your nose but you will still get laid because of your whimsy and charm. That's just the magic of the Animals.

On a side note, these guys all have huge units.


Okay, here's the news:

DATE: Saturday the 22nd
LOCATION: The Evidence Room, 2220 Beverly Blvd (213.381.7118)
COVER CHARGE: $5
SCHEDULE:
Doors open at 9:00PM
Umbrellas at 9:30
Special Guest at 10:15
ANIMALS FROM THE FUTURE at 10:30!!!

Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone else:

So, you've been wondering how many Vicodin-and-bourbon cocktails it takes to get
rid of that nagging sense of despair and ennui that's been dogging you for the
last few months, haven't you?  Well, I have an answer to that question...AS MANY
AS IT TAKES. 

Medical advice aside, I have something else to combat that crushing existential
angst and it's better for your liver: A BRAND-NEW ANIMALS FROM THE FUTURE
SHOW!!!!!!!!!! 

But there's so much more!  You will also witness the musical stylings of
Umbrellas, the musical moniker of one Michael Suter who will sweetly rock your
face off, then have you asking him to autograph your detached face.  Yeah.  He's
that good.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.  We will also have a VERY SPECIAL SURPRISE GUEST who will
make the gazelles gambol in the garden like Gary Glitter.  Intrigued?  A little
frightened?

Did I mention that there will be a myriad of other entertainments to keep that
idiotic smile plastered to your face all night?  Raise your hand if you like
Twister...

(chorus of little kids sings:  FUCK YEAH.)

We're really proud of this show and we hope all of you who have enjoyed the
other shows will join us in what we hope is our new home at CIA.  Tell your
friends, come down and drink yourself into a sketch comedy stupor.  If I've left
anything out of this invite, please let me know and I'll make something up... 

love and rockets,

Mel and the Animals from the Future